Just like PORSCHE,
which along with the legendary line of sportscars, promotes Porsche-design shoes, phones, pens and eyewear, we thought we needed a little diversification. The FIRST of THREE proposed VBL-related products is a wristwatch. It is totally electric, but as of this publication date, it needs to be plugged into a long extention cord. It is good to a depth of 30 feet, just not 30 feet of water. Exclusive to our watch: one of the clock's hands will indicate whether your Viking Boat Lift is in the UP or DOWN position. The ALARM also chimes "Row row row your boat".
As a surprise feature, it alternates between Canadian and Danish time, randomly.
Our next brainstorm
resulted in an interesting use for the Viking Boat Lift shape. By hollowing it out and adding a spigot, we've managed a functional piece of lovely bathroom hardware. (Note: it has to be welded to the sink).
We have approached MOEN for backing, but for some reason, they weren't in.
Lastly, our fearless leader, Bo,
decided that simply by increasing the verticle height of the Viking Boat Lift, he would be able to manufacture a low-cost microwave transmission tower. Our single test site is on a local farmer's field, and aside from the minor problems of it scaring his cows, and it being 300 feet from our neighbourhood airport, it seems to be a total success.
So far we've sold _______(fill in this blank when we sell one) to happy customers...
...and the four 9-1-1 calls reporting Martian invaders, caused only one minor stroke.
Thankyou for your time.